Dyke Town
VALHALLA · ALTERNATIVE
Fifty sit ups now!!! Confrontations with the flesh immediately!!! Hup hup hup!!! Twosides the seven teeth will bleed you out!!! It'll hit you with the Cactus Elbow!! It’ll Sumo Slam you before pinning you in a visceral Rolling Single Leg Boston Crab!!!!!! It's november twelveth and the bands are rad as fuck and they all know how to trap you in a Death Valley Driver so WATCH OUT!!! THEY ARE::♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ DYKE TOWN♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&♪♪♪♪♪♪♪JACK NICOTINE♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&♪♪♪THE LAUREL CANYON SOUND♪♪♪!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poster art by cassie @cassiopeia_illustration (she don't speak unless she's spoken to!) and layout / wordz by fi (speaks)C U THERE YAY